Sep
25
Ok, so last Saturday we got new Yellow Pages directories delivered to every doorstep in the neighborhood. It’s now Wednesday and the cancer queen next door continues to step right over this big-ass, bright neon yellow, encyclopedia size phone atlas in order to get into her house. That’s five days, folks. Maybe all that cigarette smoke gives you the can’t-see-the-crap-you-gotta-repeatedly-step-over-itis.
These chicks are such lazy asses that they’ll separate the mail that they wanna read and leave the rest in the mailbox! There are newspapers and other assorted trash on the sidewalk in front of their door and they’ll just walk right over it several times a day for days on end!
Right next to the phone book lies an empty Marlboro box that the slack-jawed one dropped nearly two weeks ago and neither of them has bothered to pick it up. I could see guys doing that but girls?
Sheesh.
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